The Hooker TEE is ripped straight out of every port story your granddad swore was true (and your grandma swore wasn’t). Two salty sailors, two ladies of the night, and enough trouble to sink a ship. Vintage-inspired, wicked soft, and made to feel like you’ve been wearing it since liberty call in ’62.

This shirt belongs in smoky bars, neon-lit streets, and around fire pits where the stories are always a little dirtier after midnight. Super soft triblend, broken-in from day one, and reckless enough to wear on nights you know are gonna go sideways.

If you’re looking for subtle, this ain’t it. If you’re looking for a shirt that parties like a liberty run? You found it.

All of our products are made to order, to alleviate waste.     

• 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey
• Sizes are standard men's/unisex sizes.
• Soft AF