Some things never made it downrange: mail got lost, chow ran short, and there was never enough of the two things everyone needed most—porn and dip. The Porn Tee is a nod to every GWOT vet who lived out of a ruck, killed time in port-o-johns with a dog-eared magazine, and burned through cans of Copenhagen faster than supply could ship ‘em. It’s raw, grimly funny, and instantly recognizable to the generation that fought the long war. Printed vintage-style with DTG ink for that worn-in look, and built on our ultra-soft triblend fabric, this shirt feels broken-in from the first wear—moisture-wicking, lightweight, and tough enough for the gym, the bar, or the field.

• 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey
• Sizes are standard men's/unisex sizes.
• Soft AF