When the gods got lazy and Death grew bold, humanity’s heartbeat began to falter. So the Fates forged a new order — the Cardiac Nurses - guardians of the rhythm, keepers of the sacred thump. They dwell in the temple of telemetry, where heartbeats flicker like candlelight and every beep is a prayer answered or denied.

They’ve stared down flatlines like old enemies. They know the dance of dopamine and defibrillators by heart — and sometimes, when the lights dim and the monitors hum, they swear they can hear the reaper’s footsteps... and laugh anyway.

They don’t just monitor hearts — they command them. They steal souls back from silence, kick-starting life with caffeine, sarcasm, and electricity. In another age, they’d have been necromancers. Now, they just call it night shift.

This tee honors them — the Patrons of the Pulse.
DTG-printed, vintage-inspired, wicked-soft triblend, made for the ones who bring rhythm to the void and flip Death the bird before lunch.
You don’t just wear this shirt.
You carry the beat that keeps the world from flatlining.

• 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey
• Sizes are standard men's/unisex sizes.
• Soft AF