In every children’s ward, behind the cartoon murals and soft lullabies, there walks a shadowed saint — the Pediatric Nurse. Smiling on the surface, maybe. But inside? A battle-worn guardian who’s seen things too dark for bedtime stories. They patch up tiny humans with hands steady as gods and eyes that dare the reaper to try his luck.

They’ve mastered the art of chaos — giggles in one hand, IV line in the other, running on caffeine, sarcasm, and dark humor. Legends say when Death creeps toward the cribs, the Pediatric Nurse just grins — “Not today, asshole.”

That’s what this tee’s about.
Vintage-inspired, DTG-printed, wicked-soft triblend — built for the healers who walk through pastel hell with monster energy and mercy knives.
You don’t just wear this shirt.
You wear the myth — the one that keeps the reaper out of pediatrics.

• 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey
• Sizes are standard men's/unisex sizes.
• Soft AF