Shut up and listen to me for a second.  Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetists are awesome.  But the issue is that half of you reading this don't know what a CRNA is or does.  Listen... LISTEN.  School is in session (shout out to all of our SO medics and the CRNAs who train them up.  WHAT THE FUCK IS UP CALEB?!  Keep crushing it brother.)

In most operating rooms across these great United States, CRNAs are the ones running the cases, threading the lines, dropping the tubes, stabbing the baby-mamas in the spines, all while holding the entire fate of the OR in their gloved hands. They grind through years of brutal trauma ICU experience, and doctoral-level training, emerging as apex providers who can out-work, out-think, out-drink, and out-last any provider in that hospital.  Hands-down.  Hospitals run smoother, patients are safer, and surgeries happen because CRNAs are running that shit.  Period.

Meanwhile, while your anesthesiologist screams at some OR tech, who she doesn't know the name of, because the club fucked up her tee time, the CRNAs have their heads down, ripping and grinding.  From rural tracheotomies with Bic pens and pocket knives, to the most cutting-edge, advanced robotic surgeries, they are the quiet professionals.  The storm that's brewing; the unsung guardians of every airway and the hand that reaches first for the bag when your rhythm goes to shit and your pressure tanks.  Shit, that's why we made this tee.  It's a banner of truth.  CRNAs aren't just part of the story - they are the story.  Wear it, rep it, and remind everyone who really keeps the lights on in the OR.          

• 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey
• Sizes are standard men's/unisex sizes.
• Soft AF