Jimmy: "Yo Doc, ******* just shot a fucking cow with a KIP."

HM:  "I learned on goats.  Don't know how to treat cows."

Jimmy:  "It doesn't sound good, Doc.  It's like the thing is having a fucking baby."

(Cow screaming in background - HM stands up, walks over to cow, grabs rifle from Leatherneck, places it in Condition-1, shoots cow in head)

Capt ****** (without looking up from his coffee) "Doc Fucking Kevorkian"

I've been wanting to make these for so long!  If you're an HM, hit me up for customization at no extra charge.  We got you.  If you want hoodies and shit, we can do those too.  Bulk orders, for the BAS?  I don't give an F.  Just like the Leathernecks, we'll always take care of our Corpsmen.  Shit, I'll get you discounted prices for bulk.    

Be sure to check out our other HM tees.

*IF YOU DON'T WANT CUSTOMIZATION, BE SURE TO MAKE YOUR SELECTION BASED ON THE FRONT OF THE SHIRT THAT YOU WANT.  Thanks.     

All of our products are made-to-order, to alleviate waste.  

Everything we make is printed - not pressed.  This creates a much softer graphic, that flows freely with the garment.    

• 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey
• Sizes are standard men's/unisex sizes.
• Soft AF